So Kevin Durant just decided to join the Golden State Warriors, and we might do as everyone else and discuss how it’s a cowardly thing to do, or how it’s an “if-you-can’t-beat-them-join-them” approach. We might even go so far as to compare it to how LeBron James decided to join the Heat in 2010.
Or we might as well just focus on the positive. He’s going to Oakland, California. The Warriors lost Game 7 of the NBA Finals, sure, but that only means we’ll never recognize them as the greatest team ever. Greatness, though, is subjective. Statistics are not. Statistically, the 2015-16 Golden State Warriors are the best team in NBA history. Their record 73 wins are better than anything Jordan’s Bulls or Magic’s Lakers did.
But there is also other positive aspects of this situation, as Oakland has more to offer than just Basketball.
LA face with Oakland booty.
There’s a very good reason why Sir Mix-A-Lot mentions it over and over in his song. We even tried finding some good photos of just this for you, but seeing how there was a famous actress quoting these lyrics a while back, that’s the only thing that comes up.
And you might think Blake Lively fits only half the bill, seeing how she is actually from LA, but on the whole Oakland booty discussion, well, let’s just say both we and Sir Mix-A-Lot approves. Case closed.
Golden State Warriors Fans.
Not that the famous people sitting in the crowd is really important, but having amazingly beautiful Jessica Alba cheering you on, reportedly every game, would not be a bad thing at all.
Now, they might not all still live here, so the chance of actually seeing them might be slim, but maybe if Kevin asks really nice, maybe he’ll get a tour from either of these famous people; Tom Hanks, Clint Eastwood, Zendaya Coleman, Keyshia Cole, G-Eazy or even MC Hammer. And I don’t know how much truth it is to either ghost or some conspiracies, but you might even see natives Tupac Shakur or Bruce Lee, that is if you’re very lucky.